A couple quotes from Fred Gratzon, the king of laziness. Someday these quotes will apply to me …
I absolutely refuse to work—have not, will not work. It’s a waste of time. It’s a waste of life. It’s just a waste on every level, and it’s the wrong way to be successful. One does not get successful by working. No matter what anyone else says, and if they say that, they’re wrong. (link)
If you think like a Quantum Lazyist, you know there is always an easier, faster, cheaper, better, lazier, more powerful way to accomplish a task. (link)